Some Subtweets

by Darius Kazemi

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WHY WOULD YOU PUT SUCH A LOUD ASS ALARM AND NOT WAKE THE FUCK UP I'M SO PISSED

you make me high you make me smile

You make me the happiest I've ever been. Everyday is a new kind of happiness that I experience with you.

You're such a good person, Max. Even if you're full of crap. But I'll come with you...

Why would you allow yourself to get mugged off about 8 times? Cut out and move on

why do people sit down next to you when the entire bus is empty why

Why do people feel the need to read over shoulders and correct every tiny mistake? 🙄

Why do people call Cellar Door ‘vaults’ when it’s in Club Ice???

I trust you. You’re such a great Producer, after all.

You make me the happiest I’ve been in a long time. 🏼

Why do people not know how to do their job

I hate you. Why would you say that?

“Dazed and Confused” if you go by it in your daily life then my friend you’re such a positive fun person

Why do people look down on girls who aspire to be house wives or stay at home moms?

you make me laugh when i'm not even in the mood to smile

That feeling when you wanna buy almost everything you see in the mall so badly. Clothes, lady's bags, shoes. Ahhh no to coveting please.

You know when you wanna check up on someone but really and truly theres no point cause it will do you no good, yh thats a mood rn

ill fall in love with you as hard as you make me cum

oh my god there are a few mediums left on goblet why do people hate goblet so much wtf

You make me happy in a way no one else cam

* What? * Why do you keep trying to talk to me?

why do people think its okay to fuck with other peoples feelings

�I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.�

Why do people message you saying rude stuff and then say ‘arsey’ when you respond? Like do you feel better now?

Why would you care who visits your account, insecure bunch... Ama hizi ni spam tu

I don't want to take your precious time, cause you're such a pretty pretty pretty face, but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time.

Why would you wanna be nosy I'm fckin insecure

Why do people have to act strong even if they're not anymore? It's okay to be not okay, right?

Why do you have to be this stupid, freak