Some Subtweets

by Darius Kazemi

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You make me feel things I didn’t know were possible

Make them dance Just like you Cause you make me move I’ll run away with your footsteps I’ll build a city that dreams for two

why do people think that madison in my icon is me like wtfff

when you wanna turn up but you also sick af

“Why do you always change the song?” First of all, it’s a 5 min ride and I have 7 songs I need to hear.

mamamoo goes beyond what kpop has to offer but people sleep on them, why do people like sticking with the overhyped ones IM FRUSTRATED

Why do you think so many Muslim marriages are ending in divorce? Recent stats suggest 1 in 3 marriages end in this way? Why is this?

Why do people feel the need to lie? How hard is it just to tell the truth?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you two Don't forget me, I beg, I will remember you said

Why do people get so shook when they text me and I call them instead we’re adults lmao talking is normal. I don’t got time to text all day

Why do people say “mind the step” AFTER you’ve tripped over it? FTR, wasn’t me. I was just a witness, m’lud.

Why do people have to pray in public? Just go home and do it. And this applies to people of all religions.

You lose me when you make me feel like Im not important to you~

refridgerators i gotta wipe my butt now why do you smell bad

When you wanna go around the world 🌎 I’m ready.

why do people care where others chose to go on vacation? lol

Do you remember those words you said to me? “You should become a woman who doesn’t control weak men but is controlled by a strong man”...

ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ why do you play with my feelings ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ

Hey Mitt Romney, I’m sorry I laughed when you said Russia was our number one geopolitical adversary.

When you wanna share something with Someone but they no longer hold a place empilweni yakho

why do people still snapchat me “streaks” if im just leaving them on open ??

Why would you walk into electrical looking for shower accessories.....?

wah that feeling when you wanna sneeze but cannot sneeze

why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK FROM A FUCKING TEST TUBE?? ARE YOU DUMB? forget I asked actually yeah you are

People that post a picture and cover their face with an emoji are so stupid. why would you even post the picture then?

why do people sexualize littlespace so much it’s disgusting

Americans not gonna understand what I’m talking about but just remember my words when you wanna date a “foreign Caribbean girl”

why would you super like me. lmfao i'm original

Scott why. You’ve broken my brain, I’m so tired.. bro.. why you make me do dis