Some Subtweets

by Darius Kazemi

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if you make me a playlist i will love you forever no questions asked

It SO crazy how chicks be mad when you wanna beat ya meat instead of smash. Like shawty you don't even understand why I want to fap.

why do people decide to put in effort once you move on and not put up with them leaving you in the dark.

Why would you pay to see a movie to text through it and then leave? I don't get people 🤦🏽‍♀️

Why do people nowadays have to be hypocrite...they don't really mean what they it need to be hypocrite

Why do people just want me to be normal! I want to be a nerd and be left the hell alone

You know when you wanna punch the nurse on your 121 because she's moody asf 24/7

why do people put 'insta post' on snapchat, fuck off nobody rates you

Took a bite of Twinkie, spit it right back out. Why do people even like those nasty things?

I have never understood why hunters hang their kill up on the wall, why would you proudly advertise that you killed a living being

Why do people go to a concert to have a conversation? This isn't a sound track to your personal life.

why do people assume that if u hang out w guys ur a hoe lol like are girls not allowed to have bros

Ya girl is looking for new employment but how you find a job when you wanna be ya own BOSS?

There is no ultimate representation for such a complex thing, why do people not understand that people, no matter what they identify

“Why do you say vague things if you don't want to be asked about them?”

ya man a bird after he get a haircut he got good hair and your sister asked him YOU HALF PUERTO RICAN? he said YES you said NO YOU NOT lmfao

So, why do people get consumed by the alter-verse? Because this is the place where you can be truly be your 100% awesome self, filth & all.

Why do people hate the police and say fuck 12 just to act tough like the cops are good people stop protesting about them

Why do you guys refer to Lukaku as £75m striker and not the full £90m but easily tag Morata as £70m and not £58m? Ashamed?

Skin coloured gym pants weird me out. Like why would you? 😶

louis you're such a good actor ,,,,,

why would you make fun of the lgbt+ community like that??? when such a huge portion of the supergirl fandom is queer????

when you wanna subtweet but you're working on your attitude

why do people praise idols when they push through incidents on stage it's their job

Why do people think my sister looks Asian? She looks more Dominican more than anything lol. Get glasses people.

ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ why do you play with my feelings ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ

Why would you talk to her or any other girl like that fuck out of here with that bullshit

If a teacher can't teach 9 subjects at the same time, Why would you expect a student to learn 9 subject at the same time?☹️

You ruined everything yourself, so why do you wanna ruin my life now?